Cat IQ Test

Try our non-scientific IQ test for your own cat. Do you have a feline Einstein?

1. When your cat is sleeping on a narrow perch, how often does she fall off? Every day.
   Once, then finds a different spot.
   Never.
2. Does your cat flush the toliet? Many times a day.
   Never.
   Only when she uses it.
3. Will your cat open doors? Never.
   She can push open bifold doors.
   She can open doorknobs and pocket doors.
4. Does your cat allow you to dress him? Yes
   No.
5. Will your cat come when called? No.
   Only if it involves food.
   Any time I call her.
6. Can your cat do tricks? No, wouldn't even think of it.
   Sort of. She will stand on back legs for toy or food.
   Yes, she will play fetch, roll over, or shake a paw on command.
7. Does your cat obsessively paw shiny surfaces? No.
   Yes.
8. Does your cat recongnize himself in a mirror? He will attack his image.
   No.
   Yes.
9. Is your cat disturbed by loud noises such as fireworks, thunder, or the vacuum cleaner? Yes.
   No.
10. After playtime with a wand toy or laser is over, does your cat continue to look for the toy? No.
    Yes, but she will give up after a few minutes.
    Yes, she will continue to look for days.
11. If your cat is playing with a toy, and you put it in an open box next to her, can she find it? No.
    Yes.
12. Does your cat know it's you when you come home? No, she runs and hides every time.
    I don't know, she hasn't moved from where I left her.
    Yes, she waits for me at the door.
13. How often will your cat climb to a high place and not be able to get down? Never.
    Once or twice, but she learned not to go there again.
    Every day she goes there and cries for me to get her down.
14. How does your cat prefer his water? In a bowl on the ground.
    She prefers running water from a drinking fountain or a sink.
    Will only drink fresh water in a drinking glass brought to her by you.

Three Little Kittens

Three little kittens
They lost their mittens
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear
Our mitten we have lost.
What! Lost your mittens,
You naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie.
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
No, you shall have no pie.

The three little kittens
They found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear, see here, see here,
Our mittens we have found.
Put on your mittens,
You silly kittens,
And you shall have some pie.
Purr-r, purr-r, purr-r,
Oh, let us have some pie.

Author Unknown